Sourdough day 9 ๐
ANOTHER update!!
ANOTHER update!!
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๐ Seen by 1 (it's Gary)
Whatsagram is the messaging app nobody asked for. Take the conversations you already have, in the apps you already use, and split them across yet another platform โ so you can never find anything ever again.
Available on iOS, Android, and every single family occasion until you give in.
We looked at the messaging apps you already have and asked one bold question: what if there were more of them?
Why have one family group when you can have the old one, the new one, the real new one, and the one Mum accidentally made while trying to send a photo of the dog?
Our patented Engagement Engineโข learns when you're asleep, driving, or at a funeral, and picks that exact moment to tell you Gary has posted.
Every app has Stories now, and frankly it would be weird if we didn't. Watch Gary's sourdough journey unfold in real time, one fifteen-second clip at a time, forever.
We take your privacy seriously, which is why we've hidden every setting that could affect it behind a padlock icon. For your safety.
Your messages are end-to-end encrypted*. *The ends are us.
Three simple steps stand between you and one more red badge on your home screen.
We'll need a few small permissions. All of them. Including ones that don't exist yet.
This lets us tell Gary you've joined, and roughly what you had for breakfast.
We'll scan your contacts and show you everyone who's already here. It's Gary.
We'll send a six-digit code to the app you were already using. The irony is a feature.
Military-grade, probably. *Both ends are a server in a WeWork.
Messages disappear from your memory instantly. From our servers? Let's not get into that.
No time limit. No skip. Playback speeds: 1x, 0.75x and โGary-paceโ.
We import your contacts once. Then again every time you open the app. Then we tell them.
Smart Replies suggests the perfect response to anything: โhahaโ, โyeahโ and โsorry only just seen thisโ.
Full cross-app support: you can screenshot a WhatsApp message and post it here. Revolutionary.
We did the research so you didn't have to. You also didn't have to download us, but here we are.
| The app you already use | Whatsagram | |
|---|---|---|
| Everyone you know is on it | โ Yes | Gary |
| Works | โ Yes | Mostly Tuesdays |
| Another password to forget | โ No | โโ Two, with 2FA |
| Splits your family group in half | โ No | โ Our core feature |
| Asks for your contacts | Once | On every launch |
| You'll actually check it | โ Yes | Once, at Christmas, out of guilt |
| Founded because the founder fell out with a group chat | โ No | โ $40M Series A |
โGet on it mate.โ
I downloaded it so Gary would stop asking. Gary did not stop asking. Gary now asks why I'm not โactiveโ.
Finally somewhere to post my sourdough where people can see I've posted it and also see they haven't responded.
I now have the family group in four apps and I still missed the barbecue.
Is this the new one?
It's exactly like the app I already use, except my dad is the only other person on it and he just sends me screenshots of the app I already use.
Brilliant. Transformational. 10/10. My wife's brother hasn't stopped talking about it.
What are we not telling me
Simple, transparent pricing, with a few opaque bits we'll tell you about later.
You pay with your Sundays.
Removes the banner asking you to upgrade to Gold.
He's already bought it. You owe him. He'll bring it up.
In 2023 our founder had a disagreement in a five-a-side football group chat. Rather than talk it out like an adult, he raised $40M and built a new platform. The others are not on it.
Gary.
Technically no. But it's Christmas in nine weeks, you'll be sat next to him, and he will ask. He will take your phone. He will install it for you. Save yourself the scene.
Define โsafeโ. Define โdataโ. Define โyourโ.
Of course! Simply email support, wait 30 working days, confirm via SMS, confirm via email, confirm via carrier pigeon, and complete a short exit interview with Gary.
There is a desktop version of the banner telling you to download the mobile app.
Our logo is a different colour. Several different colours, actually. We had a big meeting about it.
Join the one person you know who's already on Whatsagram. It'll take two minutes, and then he'll go quiet. (He will not go quiet.)
Preparing your regretโฆ